Jennings - Record Breaker

They said the statistic would stand forever. In fact, most thought it was a milestone that could never be achieved. But, it's official - Greg Jennings is more popular than boobs.

They said the statistic would stand forever. In fact, most thought it was a milestone that could never be achieved. But, it's official - Greg Jennings is more popular than boobs.

This morning, Google was forced to turn over secret analytical data that had been kept from the public. Citing public outcry and a tangible threat to boob lovers everywhere, Google reluctantly turned over the data it had been guarding so carefully.

 

Our team of highly trained scientists was able to comb through the mountain of numbers, and to no one's surprise, verified that on September 2nd, 2008 Greg Jennings became the first human being to become more popular than boobs.

Since the inception of the internet, boobs have long been held as an untouchable pop culture icon. Verile males from nearly every country have Googled it with such frequency that many experts in the field felt it an impossibility that boobs could ever be overtaken in popularity.

They certainly never counted on Greg Jennings.

Take a moment to examine the numbers below. Click on the output for a magnified view.

 

 

 

Congratulations Greg - you have achieved the unattainable.

(Stay Tuned)

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IronMan's picture

November 26, 2008 at 08:21 am

Greg Jennings > Boobs!

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Zombieslayer's picture

December 18, 2008 at 04:59 pm

I'd rather watch Greg Jennings than boobs. Don't get me wrong. I'm all about the boobs. But come on. Greg Jennings is Greg Jennings.

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